Amy Schumer is definitely a girl after our own heart here at Delish — brilliant, hilarious, and one who refuses to give up food with the fame.
Recently, Amy appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and gave viewers some food-inspired comedy that had us rolling. She starts by acting out the way everyone eats popcorn:
Stage one: Denial. People do not want to admit to themselves that they're about to obliterate any bag of junk food. Instead, they pretend they'll "just have a little." Then, she shows us the hesitant, one-kernel-at-a-time approach.
Stage two: Acceptance. Here you get "real real," as Amy puts it. "I've split my lip trying to get one more kernal," Amy confesses.
She also recounts the struggles of the movie date: First, you have to pretend the thought of purchasing popcorn at a movie theater has never before crossed your mind. Next, you fake like a small popcorn is enough to satisfy anyone over the age of six. "That's like taking one Advil," Amy says. "Like, get out of here. I want a trough and I want to dunk my head in it."
Amy is currently single and tells Ellen the closest thing to a dating app she has on her phone is an app called Foodspotting. "It's like Tinder, but for food," Amy explains. "This is totally real. They let you know about food in your area." She tells about the seductive scone that caught Amy's eye during her time in LA: "Under a mile away. Coincidence? Probably not," she says. After some urging from friends, Amy arranges the meet up. "I went to the scone and I kind of just like saddled up to it and I was like, 'Oh my God. You look just like your picture!'" Amy says with a giggle. "So I'm kind of dating; it's pretty much the same exact thing."
Though Amy's hilarity is definitely worth all six minutes and three seconds of your day, the popcorn bit gets poppin' (forgive us) at 2:40 and the rest of the food funnies follow. Enjoy!
Related links:
12 Sweet & Salty Popcorn Desserts
15 Popcorn Recipes That Make Snacking Fun Again
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